The big 20 is tomorrow!
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)
(Source: lokifer)
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
Both
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru)
So my professor was asking questions.
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Professor:
Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
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Like 3 people:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
Who plans on never getting married?
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Me:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
*points me out* why?
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Me:
It's illegal.
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Professor:
touche.
